• Funny cartoon pashmina design with a derpy green wook creature, error pop-up windows, and floating bubbles on a digital rave background.
  • Funny pashmina with a derpy green wook character and pop-up windows design, displayed on a lounge chair at an outdoor music festival.
  • Silly green wook character on a festival mat with retro pop-up windows and “No More Dirty Rave Booty” text on a dusty textured background.
  • Close-up of colorful pashmina on a perforated metal rail with digital pop-up art and bold green text reading “Keep your hands off dirty rails!”
  • White reverse side of pashmina glowing under bright sun with text explaining how it keeps you cool by reflecting heat at festivals.
  • Festivalgoer holding a Ground Pash pashmina with text explaining how easily they shake off dirt and grass.
  • Informational image listing key benefits of the Ground Pash, including portability, durability, and temperature control features on a neon purple background.
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Unhinged Wook Energy - Ground Pash EDM Festival Pashmina

Unhinged Wook Energy - Ground Pash EDM Festival Pashmina

$68.98 USD
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Featuring:
✅ A derpy little goblin that’s definitely your emotional support monster
✅ Windows 95 vibes and an identity crisis
✅ Floating bubbles for ✨no reason✨
✅ A general atmosphere of unhinged joy (and soft panic)

This pashmina is for when you're overstimulated, underhydrated, mildly feral, and yet somehow vibing harder than ever.

 

🌱 Product features 🌱

🧠 100% polyester – soft enough to cry in
🧠 38" x 81" of chaotic comfort
🧠 Moisture-wicking for all your existential sweat
🧠 Packs into a festival fanny pack, unfolds into your final form
🧠 Bubbles not included (but spiritually present)

 

🌊 Care instructions 🌊

  • Cold wash, low dry

  • Do not iron—he likes the wrinkles

  • Do not attempt to dry clean or the program will uninstall

 

SIZE 38" × 81"
Width, in 38.00
Length, in 81.00

 



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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